Jeremy Hawking

Jeremy Hawking проживает в городе Chicago, США. Родной город - Chicago. Рожден в год Тигра по китайскому гороскопу, знак зодиака Девы. В настоящий момент Jeremy 51 год. Из открытых источников получены следующие сведения: информация о высшем образовании.

I'm a dynamic individual, often seen scaling walls and leaping tall buildings in a single bound. In my spare time, I enjoy roughing the lofty mountains in northern Illinois, namely Starved Rock, without rope or that other sissy equipment. I once warded off an entire militia of rabid fire ants using only a garbage can lid and a hoe, thereby saving an entire community of frightened senior citizens. I can cook minute rice in 30 seconds, I translated the Dead Sea Scrolls in just under an hour and I hold the record for the "fastest weaver" in the competitive sport of underwater basket weaving. I often swim among dolphins and other vicious marine life in dangerous, uncontrolled environments such as Sea World. I have a passion for skydiving and often display my skills by jumping off the towering precipice that distends my second story home. Last year I cooked a ten-course meal for the British Royal Family utilizing only my culinary expertise and my EZ Bake Oven. My heroes include Charlie Chaplin, Mary Poppins, Chili Willie the Penguin, and other celebrities who can do fancy tricks with umbrellas. I've figured out the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I’m a jet setter and have met amazing people all over the world, but I've never met a dynamic person over the internet.

Travelling (been to 32/50 States), the UK, Ireland, Czech Republic, Ukraine, Poland, Hungary, Turkey, Greece, Russia, Mongolia, and China), biking, reading, banter, people watching, writing, cooking, studying language (mostly Russian right now), chatting with people who have miserable existences.